Well looky heah! A hearty mate in yankee land, arr!
Welcome matey, welcome. Beknownst now to ye, that I uncovered yer waterlog, er,weblog through his royalness, oh wonderous won Misha. Be bringing yer tribbles and yer treasure doon te Texican and enjoy the grog with the minutemen. *?)

ARRR!

Yep, I'm a New Yorker-- though I have never been within a hundred miles of The City. It doesn't seem so bad... even if I would like to keelhaul both of our senators.

And to think, I was just plotting highway routes to Texas last night...